Dumb Witch Club
Ashley and Jackie are best friends who love to talk about everything witchy. Astrology, signs, witchcraft, spells, relationships, advice, the cosmos and more! They can drop esoteric knowledge like its hot and talk about ridiculous stuff--all in the same breath. If you are smart and dumb about witchcraft AND you love and hate being in a club...Dumb Witch Club just might be the place for you!
Episodes
190 episodes
Water Signs!
Don't cry! Ashley and Jackie are back, exploring the the zodiac elements with Water Signs! Whether Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces, WATER offers deep, beautiful energy that we all need and can learn from.#watersigns #cancer #scorpio #pisces #...
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April Energy Report!
Spring is in full effect! The month of April offers numerous energetic opportunities for witches who are looking for a change of pace after this soggy winter. And a gorgeous, surprising blue wine sets the perfect tone.#april #energyrepo...
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Fire Signs!
Happy New Year, Witches! 2025 has had a slow and rocky start but now your favorite dumb witches are back with the Spring Equinox, bringing all their energy to this discussion of the Fire Signs! Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius embody the glowing ene...
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March Energy Report
Sorry to say, we are a couple of grumpy witches when it comes to this March Energy Report! It's a pushing, pulling, wild ride through the Pisces-Aries transition; but knowledge is power--we are sure hoping. And, sorry to say again, this red win...
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Spells for Chaotic Times
Processing the onslaught of events, information, media, and change that comes our way on a daily basis is daunting! As witches, there is something we can do about it: spells. And Ashley and Jackie taste a funky orange wine; yes, really....
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February Energy Report!
As predicted, the year has started off with a bang! February offers some relief with Venus and Mercury shifts and a drift into Pisces season. Plus a white wine that hits all the right spots.#february #energyreport #imbolc #winter #aquar...
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Enchant GPT!
The Dumb Witches are in stitches over AI technology and witchcraft! In these modern times, witches may well use technology in their practice; it has been said that AI is the "butterfly of technology." Not only is this reference oddly present in...
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Pet Birth Charts!
How is it possible that we didn't know we could look up the astrology of our most beloved and vexing pets?? Listen as Ashley and Jackie detail the unique findings of their cats's star charts! Plus a red wine blend that is searching for an ident...
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See/Hear, Witches!
Happy 2025, Dumb Witches! Ashley and Jackie ring in the new calendar year with some fun recommendations for your reading and listening pleasure. Whether you want something weird, deep, nostalgic or informative, we have compiled a few of our fav...
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January Energy Report!
Happy New (Calendar) Year, Witches! January is here and it is full of low-down get-down energy to start off 2025. Plus a peachy spritz to brighten our winter spirits.#january #energyreport #capricornseason #aquariusseason #witchcraf...
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Wintering!
As witches, we look for inspiration in nature and work with the energy of the seasons. Winter is a season but it is more than that; winter is a state of mind, a reminder, an important part of the cycle of the year. Ashley and Jackie reflect on ...
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Holiday Zany Miscellaney!
In a truly miscellaneous episode, Ashley and Jackie discuss Witchy Spotify Wrapped and Holiday Big Three. It makes sense when you hear it all in context...we are pretty sure. Plus a mature red wine continuation.#holidayspirit #bigthree ...
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Krampus
If you've been naughty this year, don't fear Santa, fear Krampus! This legendary figure offers an alternative holiday icon in case Santa is too nice a guy for your taste. And a juicy fruity red wine that we like best of all!#december #w...
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16:20
December Energy Report!
It's hard to believe that December is already here, bringing a snow globe of inspiring energy to close out 2024. And a red wine experience that is hard to put into words.
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Season 2
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19:52
Why Are You Like This? Gemini Sun, Virgo Moon!
Sometimes a Gemini is more than just a Gemini; sometimes they're also trying to vibe with a Virgo moon! Join us as we take a look at this unique sun-moon combo. "Why Are You Like This?" is a series for those times when somebody doesn't quite me...
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Season 2
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14:42
Re-Lighting the Cauldron Flame!
It happens to the dumebst and the smartest of witches. Life gets busy, your energy gets low, times are tough, the world feels like it is falling apart...so you fall off your witchcraft practice and your cauldron flame is close to burning out. W...
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Stars of the Stars: Charli xcx!
When dumb witches are feeling bratty, they embrace the vibe and couldn't care less...unless it's about Charli xcx! Ashley and Jackie get into the star chart of this fiery it girl who is oh-so-much more than just that. Plus a continuation of spa...
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Solar Returns!
In this episode, Ashley and Jackie cover the important and sometimes underrepresented occasion of the Solar Return. And we do this especially in honor of Ashley's birthday! Plus a celebratory sparkling moscato that gives all the right hurrahs.<...
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Haunted Witchlist!
Spooky season may be over, but it’s never too late to talk about spooky haunted places! Ashley and Jackie dig into three very different locations, two that they would like to visit and one they really wouldn’t.#witchcraft #witches...
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Season 3
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39:28
Cryptids!
Ashley and Jackie take an admittedly shallow but very fun dive into the bizarre world of cryptids! How does one even begin to talk about something that doesn't exist? Or, rather, that may exist, but whose existence hasn't been proven. From the ...
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Season 2
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November Energy Repoprt!
As we move into the month of November, it's a bit of a roller-coaster. But not an up/down/twisty/make you sick roller coaster; it's more like a gentle tick-tick-tick upwards to a satisfying view before a wild descent lol. As usual, knowledge is...
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Are They Witches?
In this fun little series, we will be lovingly speculating on some of our favorite celebrities and asking, are they witches?? Starting with the flirty vocal icon, Chappell Roan. And we also try a nice Sauvignon Blanc with the sweetest label art...
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Season 2
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8:08
Movie Review: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
For our first ever movie review we dish about the highly-anticipated Beetlejuice Beetlejuice! Yes, there are some spoilers...but none that will truly spoil your fun if you haven't seen it yet. Plus a tasty non-spicy wine with a spicy name.
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